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Thursday, February 16, 2012

A mental defense mechanism against irritating people


Angry and disturbed.

My work hours have time and again made me hold ideas that I wish to write about and I have ended up forgetting the idea at the end of the day.  I’ve had to listen to some humiliating criticism just because I can’t fulfill other people’s expectations.  Friends, relatives, everyone has that dose of free advice and criticism which I cannot fight back due to lack of physical strength  and the code of conduct of respect you have to give to some  undeserving elders.

The situation needs response and as always I have a plan.

The name of this plan is “Mayanagri” or the city of illusion. It is a mental defense mechanism which requires vivid imagination.

What you do is, you form a mental picture of your mind and the ideas or values within it as something or someone that you must protect from the outside world.  I imagine my mind as a city named Mayanagri.

Mayanagri is a deceiving, treacherous city which creates defenses to match the tasks it faces.  If I don’t want to listen to what you are saying, Mayanagri will summon the ruthless NATO soldiers from the deserts of Iraq and boot camps of Europe. Its NATO because they can go anywhere and do anything to protect their interests. The Indian army never crosses  the line of control.



Imagine your soldiers charging towards the person in front of you or shelling him with a barrage of artillary fire.The visuals of shouting soldiers and the booming sound of Howitzer field artillery before your minds eye will divert your mind from the person in front of you, shield you from his words and at the same time vent out your anger.


All you have to do is sit quiet and concentrate. It makes people think you are listening, but actually you are dreaming!

Meanwhile the idea you were thinking about is stored in a magic vault within the city. Associate a certain password or a four line poem with the idea and as soon as the person eating you head leaves, utter that password or poem and you remember the idea you were previously thinking, AND you don’t remember what mom or dad or that irritating customer said because you were daydreaming all the time!

It’s a great defense mechanism. It’s become my ultimate weapon against unwanted people.  I am now making it public because a good job and the nice money it pays has given me the confidence to speak for myself and protect my interests.

The only thing you need for this plan is watch some military documentaries or war movies with great attention.

Memorize the visuals and sounds-you’re gonna need them big time.  And practice meditation to improve your concentration amidst chaos.  

Stay yourself. NEVER listen to anyone at anytime.
 
Goodluck.

Friday, February 10, 2012

Chasing dreams: Its the journey that matters


After a few weeks of aimless dabbling with online multimedia tools and endless swigs of coffee, I have finally figured out what I want to do with all the New Media toys I have so far played with.  

Vision: An online news channel that gives only good news

Mission:  Try out and make a list of some free online tools to collect, manage, edit and present information using as little staff as possible. I would like to share with you some things I have learnt and plans I have made.

1. Documents can be edited in real time using Google Docs –use it to edit the news script as and when it is being written by the reporters. This will save time and energy of scriptwriters.

2. Using the free online editing software like wevideo.comto edit videos in real time-relief for the video editors.

3. Ours USP- everything is free and online so you can never miss your favorite programs AND we offer you only ‘good’ content (pun intended).  I have even though of a few tentative tag lines for our little channel
  •  Entertain, Educate, Enlighten.
  • Be Informed, Be Inspired!
  • Eternal Optimism
It’s a nascent dream and we have nothing but hope. Startups face tough challenges. Over 50% of the startups fail within the first five years. The shadows notwithstanding, it’s an entertaining and educative journey and we don’t know where it will lead us. The good news is that we’re moving ahead.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

The Black Devil


“Know what JJ, you’re like a brother to me man,” said my friend PK with that particular look which suggested he wanted to take advantage of me. Everybody does that, I just don’t know why.

“You know there’s this land I’ve taken as a tenant.” Whispered PK. “It’s screwed up in a court case.”

“This property which was leased out to one Ramesh Naik for ten years by the landlord and we took the land after his agreement ended. Now we’ve been cultivating the land till date and suddenly this Ramesh guy comes and says the landlord and I forcefully evicted him from the land.”

“So he’s filed a case to get back his tenancy?” “Yes, and worse still, he’s got pretty strong evidence-all the past bills and receipts, all the bloody paperwork. We fear the landlord might also back him. No lawyer’s taking our case.”

“And why tell me this?”

“Word on the farms is that you know a pretty good lawyer. You know, the guy who pulled off a public interest litigation case for the farmers club”

Damn.  People think I have loads of high profile contacts as I work in the media. I do know some people, but I dont let other people use my contacts. Worse still, this guy was after the ace up my sleeve.

I scribbled a number on a little chit and offered it to him.

“Tried that, it’s not reachable.”

“In that case, Mr PK, I can’t help you. The only thing I had is the guy’s number and now he’s probably changed it.”  “Hey just please try and locate him man, you work in the media! Nothing’s impossible for you!...for the old times sake!”

 I would have done other things but what he was asking now was equivalent to catching the flowing wind. They say the guy is so skilled in property matters that his friends call him “the lord of the lost lands.”  He is known to keep a mysterious black diary which records the cases he has fought the mistakes he has made and the lessons he has learnt from them. It is from that diary and from the deadly deals he has made both inside and outside the courtroom that he gets his code name

The Black Devil.

For the old times sake, I agreed to hunt down Black Devil.
It was a difficult task because for all his talent in law, the Black Devil has one terrible drawback. This whimsical ‘landlord’ generally swings to the tunes of fusion music and occasionally dabbles into photography. The only thing that can get him working on a case is his mood.  He does what he wants the way he wants. Otherwise just forget it.

I didn’t know his address, he had changed his phone and his own office was, as usual, closed.  But just then I had a crazy idea.

I sat in my office next morning searching for press notes about all the music concerts going on across Goa-there were about ten. The black devil had a good ear for music so he’d obviously choose the best ones among the concerts and the best were as always at Kala Academy.

I dashed in into the auditorium, straight to the first seat to the far left of the stage. Hello there, Devil”. The lanky dark man swinging to the tunes of ongoing music opened his eyes. “Hello JJ. Good to see you here.” “good to see you too Devil, I….” “Listen to the drummer. You know he’s playing a Kayada in Hindustani classical music even though it’s western…”

I waited until the concert ended, partly enjoying it myself as the black devil explained how to compare western and Indian musical notes while listening to a fusion concert. I made my move when the music neared its end. “You must listen to the  usion concert by renowned Goan musician Ravi Chari next week. I’ve got the passes.”

The devil smiled and nodded in acceptance. “Meet me in the KA canteen at 5 in the evening on the day of the concert. I will give you the passes. The concert starts at5 :30” I told the Devil, satisfied that he had walked into my trap.

The concert was real, the passes were real but the time wasn’t.

“The concert starts at 7. I called you little earlier because I have a case for you.” 
To my surprise, the black Devil laughed out loud “I knew that from the beginning! Knowing you, you won’t go around distributing passes for free right? I also thought its time I warm up my law skills for a change.” he opened his black diary.

“What’s the case?”  

I immediately outlined the case which he noted in his diary. He picked up his briefcase. “You’re not staying for the concert? “No. one shot, one kill. One task at a time. Now  see you in the court of law.”

The case came up for hearing in the civil court next day with the plaintiff Ramesh Naik praying before the court that he was forcefully evicted by PK and the landlord from the land he had been cultivating and demanded the restoration of his tenancy.

“Let me bring to the notice of your honour, that the case of the plaintiff is that he has been forcefully evicted by my client and the land lord frim the suit property.” Argued the black devil citing various Supreme Court judgments. . “I completely deny this statement of the plaintiff as it is fraudulent statement made to mislead the court.”  He exhibited the copy of the expired lease agreement

“Even if we hold that the plaintiff was forcefully evicted from the land, he is not in possession of the property. The case is not maintainable before the honorable court as the jurisdiction on the issue of declaration of tenancy lies with the learned Mamletdar”  he thumped his file down on the table with a theatrical aggression

Thanks to the  Devils impeccable stand, the suit of the plaintiff was dismissed.  “lets make further preparations” the Devil whispered to his client “the case will go up to the high court. Please call the landlord, I got a plan”

Satisfied that the previously hopeless case had been swung in his favour, PK met the Black Devil at his office the next morning. The dust on the files indicated that the office had not been opened in months.

“so whats the plan? Asked the hopeful PK.

“You Mr. PK are surrendering your tenancy.”  “what?” “ I have already negotiated the terms of settlement with the landlord. Now sign these documents.” “No.” “if you don’t, I leave the case.”   “Umm.. Can I please use your toilet?” asked PK. “sure.”

“Oi JJ,” screamed PK as he narrated  tale up to this point stating that far from gaining anything in the matter,  he was now losing what he had. “Trust the Devil PK. Do what he says. You both gain from it.” I replied.

PK and the landlord met with the Devil signing an agreement outside the court which stated that the tannency was surrendered in 1985 which was way before filing of the civil suit by Mr. Naik! “Now, in exchange of this surrender, you,, Mr Landlord will agree in the high court that PK here is your tenant.”  It was a dubious and dark deal.  The landlord in a euphoric mood after gaining back his disputed property agreed the same without a hitch when the previous tenant appealed to the high court. PK was the man!

The tenacious plaintiff dragged the issue further dragged the issue to the supreme court, only to be directed by the Supreme Court that the jurisdiction to decide upon tanency lay with the Mamletdar. The case now stood before the Mamletdar where plaintiff filed for restoration of possession and declaration of his tenancy.  

“Aha! Now its time we close the case.” exclaimed the black devil. I might need a little help from you here JJ.” He explained. “ make contact with Ramesh Naik.

“I advise to withdraw your case Mr. Naik” the black Devil told the old lease holder. “or else your legal hairs and mundkars are waiting to file a complaint against you for not bringing them on record as parties to your disputed property. Agree to vwithraw the case and I will see to it that you get at least a part of the property. ” Afraid that his off the record hairs might force him to partition what little property he sought, Ramesh Naik agreed to the proposal. “good. Lets meet.” Said the black devil.

He now held a final meeting between Ramesh Naik, PK and the landlord while I sat as observer.

“I am delighted to inform you Mr PK and Mr Landlord that Ramesh has withdrawn his case by his own consent. No force, no pressure.” The Devil said. “now coming to you Mr. Landlord. I suggest you sell the property on open market and share the amount with my client. If you don’t, a criminal complaint will be filed against you for constructing back dated documents in order to disposes my client who is enjoying the peaceful possession of this property.”

Upon being remembering that it was a 1985 document signd in 2012, the landlord had no choice but to agree.  The property was then sold to a third party and both PK and the land lord got considerable money with Ramesh Naik getting the sum for two of the total seven parts of the huge property. The black devil had kept his promise.

“Where were we on the music front now?” asked the black devil coming back to sanity while I was still dazed by his insane moves inside and outside the court. “why did you give a part of the property to Ramesh Naik.? There was no need! The guy was completely ruined as it is!” I asked.

“it was a prt of the plan. It will help protect the houses of the Mundkars situated in his part of the property. “ said the black Devil. “The landlord would have evicted them if he’d gotten a chance.”

“you rock at this profession man! I will bring you more cases. You’ll be the Prince of Properties!” I exclaimed.

“No. we’re done with the cases for now. Want to come do some photography in the evening light?” he said as if the whole drama had not happened at all.

The Black Devil is more interested in playing the game of life enjoing lolling in the green lands rather then making money fighting for them. In fact fighting for lands is also one of his cherished games. He plays it if he wants, plays it the way he wants, refusing to be subdued by circumstances or people.

A truly free spirit. 


Sunday, January 1, 2012

New Years Blog 2012


Aha! New Year! Any resolutions? Reflections?

None to be frank.  It’s a new year, a blank sheet and I am going to start scribbling afresh.

I may not have a resolution but I have a vision- internet advocacy. 

It’s been an interesting journey trying to figure out how we can use the internet for activism and perhaps more.  I stumbled upon the world history educatorsblog where an innovative history teacher gives different online tools to integrate education with new media. We in India certainly need to make education more interesting and less stressful. The tools discussed in the blog might also help elsewhere in things like journalism.

So, I want to open tuition classes where I will try and teach students using online tools and apps. Come, ask questions, explore and be curios not quiet. I am already teaching history to my 15 year old cousin using interactive  Age of Empires game package, history channel documentaries and qwikies. Check out this Qwiki on the Mauryan empire  for example


View Maurya Empire and over 3,000,000 other topics on Qwiki.

Interactive online education- that’s   my first vision.

Here is one more blog which deals with ideating. Having creative ideas and marketing them online is its main focus. The blog tries to explore how you can use social media to track thinking trends online and how you can become a thought leader by building an online community centered around the topic of your interest. Of course, you have to generate quality content and build a discussion around it wisely enough to make people want to follow you.  The people associated with this blog hold a live twitter chat under hashtag #ideachat on every second Saturday.  Here is the chat room and here are the chat timings. Anyone having a twitter account is welcome to participate

So, I want to write a book. The publishers may criticize it, reject it or edit it in ways I may not approve of. My plan is to build a powerful online community, publish an e-book and market it myself. Or, I can publish a book myself and use the internet to market it instead of roaming the streets begging customers and retailers to buy it.

That’s  my second vision.

While browsing through articles on new media I also came across quk.com which allows you to stream live videos even from your mobile phone. The free version of the site allows only 25 videos live streaming and the premium version costs only about $5 still expensive but kind of affordable.
This site can be a good tool for citizen journalists.

I work at a news channel with limited staff which takes a whole day to create one news bulletin aird at 8 pm I create stories to suit the interest of the channel.  A considerable part of or nes content is depressing.

What we need is a live online news channel which gives only good, optimistic news.

That’s  is my third vision.

The internet is at the core of my vision. I believe  It is at the core of our emerging society.

If it is not, we’ll put it there!

So come, let’s get wired in 2012 ! ! !

Happy New Year!


Friday, December 23, 2011

random mussings


Just read an article on how social media has become big inbringing about social change. However, I guess that Internet has become vital to change in societies which are oppressed places where the Internet is perhaps the only medium of free expression. In such places like the Middle East, people communicate their genuine feelings on the internet and people take it seriously.

I don't want to comment on how is Internet affecting social change in India but at least in my surroundings, my friends dismiss social networking as a waste of time when I see it as a new medium of communication. Nobody thinks reading a blog is a useful exercise and my efforts at Internet advocacy and teaching people to blog have earned very little results. 

Out of the five people I tried to teach; only one has taken up blogging. (read his blog here)

People have raised issues like medium of instructions and mining in goa on the internet but the way I see it, the campaign has not made much of a social impact. People in Egypt coordinated   demonstrations using social networking. I tried to organize a party using social networking and the move terribly failed. May be it was because it was just a party. But I time and again wonder how I can get people to take social networks seriously and dabble successfully in citizen journalism.

How do I get there?

I tried to build a story on mining in goa using storify but could not find much information because not many people talk about the subject online. Here’s the story





Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Athena


“Congratulations! You’ve been promoted!” boomed the editor of our great news channel  on a bright Monday morning bringing to me immense joy-which was short lived.  “Thank you sir!” I said beaming with joy “oh, no need to thank, we were running short of staff for the Sunday news bulletin. I figured you’d make a good subeditor for Sunday.”

Damn.

I used to be a video editor for Sunday bulletin in my early time at our great news channel. The sub-editor designated for that day had left the channel in pursuit of better opportunities and senior subeditors were being rotated on Sunday duty. However, the management seemed to figure that one year of experience must have given me enough skill to handle this terrifying job no one was ready to accept permanently.

The office wore a deserted look on Sundays as most of the staff would be on leave. The bulletin would often consist of stale news about cultural programmes or inaugurations of public utilities like toilets and bridges.  Our office full of hardworking Germans on weekdays would be chilled and laid back like Greece on weekends resulting in inevitable draught of revenue-fresh news.

I came to the office, triumphantly sat on the chief sub-editors chair and for the first five minutes  had countless daydreams while enjoying the feeling of being a boss.  However, when the video editor knocked on my cubicle citing that he had received no scripts, panic began to set in. 
Clicking furiously on my system, I found that only four stale stories had been dumped making a bulletin of about four and half minutes. The rest would have to be found and exaggerated and if need be, created! 

Sending the sole reporter I had at my disposal to scavenge the city for news, I began to wreck my brains to twist the stories published in the news papers and squeeze them into the Sunday news bulletin.   Reading the news paper is the cleverest thing I did that day.  The front page carried a news about Greek debt crisis and the moment my eyes fell upon the word Athens, my panic was replaced with hope. I had found my savior.
A journalist who could pull news out of raw info like a magician pulling a rabbit out of his hat. The say she knows everything and everyone in the corridors of power and thus they call her after the ancient Greek goddess of wisdom.


“Heyy, Wazzup!!” she shouted in her usual excited tone the moment I dilled the phone. “Listen, if you’re calling to get the sunburn passes, call Odette...” “I am in no mood for party Athena, I am the sub-editor for Sunday bulletins its messed up big time.”
“Draught or plenty what pains do you bear? Today is Sunday! Why should I care?”
Ah, now that I forgot to tell you. Athena’s brain overflows with poems and puns. In fact her addiction to puns combined with her healthy cherubic constitution like a cute panda has earned her the nickname the giant pun-da.
“We’re short of stories. It’s a draught.” “Alright so lets spin a story then! Get back to you soon” Aha! The ever busy Athena had found time to help a pauper in need! I thanked the almighty from the bottom of my heart.

Athena worked as a subeditor for ‘the other great news channel’ who is our competitor. She had some pretty good contacts and she could build stories from scratch without getting off the desk, an art she would use to help me out today. “alright now get all the news papers you have in your office and find the story that you think is the most awesome. “Goa barge owners association calls for strike.” “barghe owners huh? Ok, now Mukul Jadhav is the president of GBOA. I will text you his number, send your reporter to take a small one minute byte.”

“Done.”

“So that takes care of one story, how much is the total bulletin now?” “Seven minutes”  “JJ, a thirty minute bulletin includes a ten minute beak which means the final bulletin should be twenty minutes.”  Athena was really getting into the mood. “You will need about 7 more stories. How much time do we have?”
“Four hours” I was panic struck again as I noticed time was running out.

“Alright now most of village gram sabhas are held on Sundays-you’ll find the advertisements in the papers announcing the village meetings” “Found. They’re all special meetings to discuss the Goa regional plan. We've got some visuals, I will do a story.”  “Oh no you don’t,  lets have some fun here!”  “What?”

“Lets do this story my way” “you mean the social network?” “Exactly”

Fine,  I typed a news item

“While the opposition to regional plan continues in Gram Sabhas across the state, the social networks are no exception”
What to do next?

“You on Twitter? “yes” “awesome now find out what people are saying about regional plan on twitter.  Use a hashtag to find info.”   I quietly did some  googling and found that there was no hashtag for Goa regional plan2021. “No hashtag? Alright we’ll create one.” Within minutes, information  and online reactions from dozens of people about the regional plan began surfacing on Twitter with a consistent speed. 

"You're using  fake accounts to project mixed popular reactions. Ahtena, is a public lie!"

"What nonsense? the accounts may be fake but the information is genuine! we do this all the time! its not lying, its spinning! it is called the art of spinning!
 

“ now, the information is available on twitter under the hashtag #RP2021. She stated “I will build a little story using Storify app. You record the movements on the computer, write up a voiceover and record it directly. Understood?” “Yes.” I lied while googling desperately to learn what is Storify and how can I record movements on screen directly. It took me one hour to learn these things. Athena took one and half to build a story out of online responses of her own fake personalities. I wrote a quick voice over and let it roll.

“Done.”  I told her. 

“Go to freeplaymusic.com and find some good music for the story. Make it a little three minute documentary and your bulletin is done.”Wow! I felt liberated a major part of the product was finished.  Obeying Athena’s instructions to the letter, I had twisted the newspaper reports to  make some average news items. Only five more minutes of footage was required.

“Five minutes huh? Ok, you may not like this, but lets take the art of spinning to the next level.” 

Oh my god, what now?

“Let’s do a story on European debt crisis.”

What? Didn’t she know ours is a small LOCAL news channel?

“Yes, we link it to Goa citing how tourism in Goa is affected due to troubles in Europe!”
But we’d need some data for that. Statistics! Where do I get that from?

“Travel and Tourism Association of Goa. Ralph D Souza is the president.  Tell him to mention June or July 2011 tourist figures and just say that it was all due to European debt crisis.”  But tourism is already low in monsoon “exactly! and they cinside with the Greek austarity vote! ”

But then how are they linked to the European crisis? “Duh, what’s the need? Just get a person in authority to say it is so and it makes our news.”  But the…” “JJ we’re professionals doing a business, not social workers doing people a favour.  NOW DO WHAT I SAY”

I did what she said for the sake of work but the feeling of guilt at having to make a mountain out of a molehill that I got that day has only increased as I continue to work in this field doing things beyond a common mans wildest imagination. Even as I slowly gather skill in art of which Athena is the master, Athena’s words continue to ring in my ears whenever I question my professional actions

“Draught or plenty what pains do you bear,
I’m not a social worker why should I care?
I am a journalist I publish your issues
Not wipe your tears with love-filled tissues

Protests by peace corps or military sorties
To hell with their causes they’re just good stories
Heartbreaking funerals or jubilant parties
NEVER GET INVOLVED, THEY’RE JUST GOOD STORIES”

Note: story completely fictional.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Change on the cards


People, I’ve been scribbling stories and poems on this blog for quite some time now. This blog has become moderately popular-and that itself has created a problem.

I cant upload anything else that deviates from the core content of this blog  which is poems and stories.

Many of my friends will tell you that I don’t generally talk but when I start talking, I cent seem to stop. My new job has given me an opportunity to talk about social issues but nobody in my office has time to listen. So I got fed up one day and opened another blog just to talk about crazy ideas I have about how we can improve the world.

Its called Crazy diaries.  

Please visit it to help me become more aware about how we can resolve issues that trouble our society.

Also, I did not dare move this blog (the voice of jay) or conduct any experiments to learn more about blogging so I use crazy diaries more as a playground where I can write irresponsibly unlike VoJ  :)

So please feel free to read, comment and help me learn more. Also I am considering changing the narcissist sounding title and web address of this blog which has given me nothing but controversy :)

Anyway, that change will take some time to come. We can enjoy the status quo for now.